"Keep Your Chestnuts Out Of The Fire" Single Seasonal Greeting Card
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- This is a 100% post-consumer recycled card
- Measures 6" x 6" glorious inches
- The cards are blank inside so you can add your own punchline
- Comes with 4 blank envelopes, and bonus #LippyHippyStickys!
The holiday season is full of ugly sweaters, but it doesn't have to be full of ugly feelings. Leave yourself extra time to travel, and don't pack too much into a day. Keep your stress levels to a minimum, and don't lose your head in the chaos. Feeling overwhelmed? If you need someone to talk to, reach out to friends or seek help: https://crisiscentre.bc.ca/get-help/
For the whole “Unfestive Greetings” collection, click here.
$4 from the sale of this card pack will be donated by Lippy Hippy the Canadian Mental Health Association.
Shipping
Greeting cards are shipped in a non-bending photo mailer to protect your cards in transit.
- FREE STANDARD SHIPPING in Canada.
- These cards ship from North Vancouver, BC, Canada by Canada Post.
- Expedited Shipping is calculated at the checkout dependant on your location.
- Shipping
- Taxes
- Size Guides for Clothing
Cards & Stickers ship from North Vancouver, BC, Canada in non-bending photo mailers via Canada Post. Standard postal rates apply for Standard Shipping in Canada (4-10 business days). Expedited Shipping is calculated at the checkout dependant on your location.
T-shirts, Sweatshirts, Prints, and Mugs ship from various facilities in Canada, the USA, and Mexico, with shipping being calculated at the checkout.
Taxes are charged in accordance with the laws of British Columbia and Canada.
Sizing For Colour T-shirts (Bella Unisex)
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5cm).
Size guide - Inches
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
| Around Chest | 31" - 34" | 34" - 37" | 38" - 41" | 42" - 45" | 46" - 49" | 50" - 53" | 54" - 57" | 58" - 61" |
Sizing For Gildan T-shirts
Size guide - Inches
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length | 28" | 29 ¼" | 30 ¼" | 31 ¼" | 32 ½" | 33 ½" |
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length | 71 cm | 74 cm | 77 cm | 79 cm | 83 cm | 85 cm |
| Width | 46 cm | 51 cm | 56 cm | 61 cm | 66 cm | 71 cm |
Sizing For Sweatshirts
Size guide - Inches
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
| Width | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" | 32" | 34" |
Size guide - Metric
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length | 69 cm | 71 cm | 74 cm | 76 cm | 79 cm | 81 cm | 84 cm | 86 cm |
| Width | 51 cm | 56 cm | 61 cm | 66 cm | 71 cm | 76 cm | 81 cm | 86 cm |
Shipping
Cards & Stickers ship from North Vancouver, BC, Canada in non-bending photo mailers via Canada Post. Standard postal rates apply for Standard Shipping in Canada (4-10 business days). Expedited Shipping is calculated at the checkout dependant on your location.
T-shirts, Sweatshirts, Prints, and Mugs ship from various facilities in Canada, the USA, and Mexico, with shipping being calculated at the checkout.
Taxes
Taxes are charged in accordance with the laws of British Columbia and Canada.
Size Guides for Clothing
Sizing For Colour T-shirts (Bella Unisex)
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5cm).
Size guide - Inches
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
| Around Chest | 31" - 34" | 34" - 37" | 38" - 41" | 42" - 45" | 46" - 49" | 50" - 53" | 54" - 57" | 58" - 61" |
Sizing For Gildan T-shirts
Size guide - Inches
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length | 28" | 29 ¼" | 30 ¼" | 31 ¼" | 32 ½" | 33 ½" |
| Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length | 71 cm | 74 cm | 77 cm | 79 cm | 83 cm | 85 cm |
| Width | 46 cm | 51 cm | 56 cm | 61 cm | 66 cm | 71 cm |
Sizing For Sweatshirts
Size guide - Inches
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | 33" | 34" |
| Width | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" | 30" | 32" | 34" |
Size guide - Metric
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length | 69 cm | 71 cm | 74 cm | 76 cm | 79 cm | 81 cm | 84 cm | 86 cm |
| Width | 51 cm | 56 cm | 61 cm | 66 cm | 71 cm | 76 cm | 81 cm | 86 cm |